StoneClassic. Effortlessly refined.
Plants belong everywhere
Meet Richard.
A refined planter for deeply unrefined people.
Part sculpture. Part conversation starter. Richard brings a little inappropriate joy to your space — because serious decor is overrated.
First production run — $59
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Premium presentation packaging included • Free U.S. shipping • Limited first run • Plant not included
“Finally, a planter that understands me.”
Timeless designClassical inspiration. Modern spaces.
Gift readyPremium packaging included.
Removable insertEasy planting and cleaning.
Guaranteed reactionIt’s a planter. What did you expect?
Premium by design
Not a gag gift in a plastic bag.
Richard arrives like the piece of decor he pretends to be: gift-ready, protected, and properly presented.
✓Premium presentation box
Designed to feel gift-worthy before the joke even lands.
Designed to feel gift-worthy before the joke even lands.
✓Removable planter insert
Keeps soil and water out of the sculpture.
Keeps soil and water out of the sculpture.
✓Planting & care guide
Simple instructions for a small cactus or succulent.
Simple instructions for a small cactus or succulent.
Choose your mood
Three timeless finishes.
For MVP validation, Stone is the hero finish. Ivory and Black remain concept variants until prototype testing confirms the final surface treatment.
IvoryA warmer take on timeless beauty.
BlackBold. For the discerning degenerate.
The details
Designed to fit in.
Until it doesn’t.
Richard looks right at home on a shelf, desk, or coffee table — adding a touch of greenery and a lot of personality.
Target sizeApprox. 8.25 in long
Plant openingApprox. 2–2.25 in
Best forSmall cactus & succulents
ConstructionPremium stone-look cast resin target
PlantNot included
Final production dimensions and material will be confirmed after prototype approval.
A more thoughtful gift
For people with great taste
(and a dirty mind).
Birthdays. Housewarmings. Holidays. Or just because. Richard makes the perfect gift for plant lovers, art lovers, and anyone who appreciates the finer things in life.
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Curious? Good.
Frequently asked questions.
Does Richard come with a plant?
No. Richard arrives planter-only so you can choose your own appropriately shaped botanical accomplice.
Is this a real preorder?
Yes. You are reserving one of 25 spots in the first production run. Estimated fulfillment is 12–16 weeks after the reservation window closes, subject to prototype approval. We’ll keep you updated throughout production.
What size cactus fits?
Richard is being designed around a small cactus or succulent insert approximately 2–2.25 inches across. Final measurements will be confirmed after prototype approval.
What is Richard made from?
Our production target is a premium stone-look cast resin that feels substantial and sculptural rather than 3D printed. The final material will be confirmed after physical prototyping.
Can I cancel a preorder?
Yes. Preorders can be cancelled for a full refund any time before the order enters fulfillment.
Good plants. Questionable taste.
Bring Richard home.
$59 • Premium packaging + U.S. shipping included.